gifted_hands

OOC: Well and well. How anal was I about this prompt? So anal that I drew names out of a bowl to ensure the randomness of the resulting list. :D Thankfully this is a list and not a seating chart, or things would get very ugly very quickly.

THE LIST
1. Robin Goodfellow (

ifwebefriends)
2. Chantal Weller (

so_well_read)
3. The Doctor (no, not that Doctor. Jeroen Thorndike, aka

globalshaman)
4. Princess Nuala (

cailisairgid)
5. Zippy Levine (

zippyknowsbest)
6. Valentine Varner (

vavarner)
7. Tadhg MacEibhir (

gifted_hands)
8. Rory MacEibhir (

fey_fire)
9. Pippa Kerr (

sand_andwater)
10. Peter Webster (

half_whole_pw)

THE QUESTIONS

-Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?

I would presume that Nuala invited The Doctor over to discuss ancient times and perhaps enlist his aid in the elf-mortal difficulties. Rory would get asked along as a fellow fae, but he'd feel horribly out of his depth. And everyone hopes that Nuala's brother Nuada is nowhere in the area.

-Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?

Pippa would have to be drunk off her gourd to even contemplate this. Zippy would probably have to be drunk enough to agree to go along for the trainwreck factor. Either that or she'd go just to make sure poor blitzed Pippa had someone looking after her.

-You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One or Six?

Robin's place or Val's? Sorry Val, you're a dear boy, but Robin has silk sheets and personal chefs, not to mention four different residences to choose from. I'm all for a trip to Malta.

-Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?

What the hey, Val and Rory are both bi, and Jeroen is ... Jeroen. If this ever happened, the Doctor could just magic Rory away from Val with no problem. The real question would be what would happen when Val's vampiric squeeze Ellis found out about all these shenanigans. X-D

-Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?

If I ever torqued Nuala off to that degree, I don't think she'd need to bother with a dark alleyway, much less jumping me herself. As for who would help, Peter would whip out his cell and call 911 from a safe distance, and Chantal would hang out behind Tadhg while he tried to talk down everyone involved. Good luck with that, Tadhg.

-One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?

Fifteen minutes later, the cooking is going swimmingly because dear Robin hired Anthony Bourdain to do the actual food production while he taste-tests and makes a nuisance of himself. He would do a superlative job of choosing the wines to go with the meal though.

-Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?

The Doctor has to marry either Rory, Nuala or Pippa. Eeeek. Of course if he chooses Nuala her brother would flip out, but if he chooses either Rory or Pippa the other will flip out. I do think he'd find Nuala a very centering influence if he could man up enough to deal with the psychotic bro.

-Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

*chuckles* If Tadhg kidnaps Chantal it would have to be all in fun, nor do I think she'd want to be released. As for what he'd demand from Zippy ... PIE.

-Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?

AHAHAHA. Yes. Because the Doctor can make them all GO AWAY, thank you. Yes Robin, that includes you.

-Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?

People. Peter is gay and Chantal is female. Are we talking marriage of convenience here? That said, Rory would be terribly hurt that Peter didn't invite him, and everyone else (or at least those who know the couple) would be O_o.

-Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Val has yet to meet Tadhg, so I doubt he is, unless he has a fear of horses that I'm unaware of.

-One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Robin is always late. For everything. Fashionably late, darlings. Plus Chantal only included him on the guest list because he's a friend of Tadhg's, and Peter kept trying to deliberately lose the invitation because Robin pissed him off with that cease and desist letter.

-Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?

See, I told you that Pippa and Zippy would need to get drunk to go to that strip club. I would of course welcome them in, provide late-night snacks, a comfortable place to crash and fluids and painkillers in the morning. I would also take incriminating pictures. ^_^

-Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?

Nope, no way in hell is Pippa murdering anyone. She certainly would never murder Tadhg, Chantal's best friend and one of the people who saved Pippa's life last August.

-Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?

*hee* Sorry, but if the danger is such that Val can save himself, there's just no way Robin can't do the same. He is The Puck, after all. Heck, he'd probably save the both of them, though he'd make sure to do so by the skin of their teeth.

-Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Chantal and The Doctor roughing it, hm? Chantal might make a start at trying to track down edible plants to cook, but the minute she found out that Jeroen could just magic up whatever foodstuffs were needed, I'm pretty sure she'd put in a request for a vegetarian curry.